We’ve finally got what you’ve been looking for: the meaning of life. Yes, you’ve been thinking to yourself, “How can I be ultimately happy?” Well, the answer is in a 70-page booklet called “The Way to Happiness,” that is IN NO WAY affiliated with the Church of Scientology, other than being written by its founder, L. Ron Hubbard. And the organization which distributes said booklet is IN NO WAY Scientologist, other than being run by members of the Church. Hear about Ross and Carrie’s visit to the headquarters of The Way to Happiness, and learn why racism isn’t a problem, and oxygenated water cures cancer. We hope you’re never sad again!